The Rules According To Elf

1)      Don’t be a dick

2)      Life’s too short for Bad Wine

3)      Friends are not those whom you find yourself having to explain or apologise for to other groups of people; whose likely presence at an event and their inevitable disruption of it worries you; who believe that the expression of their opinion is more important than having respect for the person into whose house they were invited.

4)      It will all be fine by Wednesday.


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